We have actually been having a great deal of fun at Armie Hammer’s expenditure in current weeks, and there are three primary factors for this:

1. It’s fun and simple.

2. He deserves it.

3. The chance to make jokes about literal freakin’ cannibal does not come around extremely typically.

Armie Hammer Out and About

Yes, in case you in some way missed out on the news, Armie Hammer is a cannibal– or at least, he loves to daydream about the idea of eating human flesh.

The scary part is, if you’re as rich and popular as Armie is and you’re obsessed with feasting on a thumb covered in Buffalo wing sauce– well, you probably have the means to make it happen.

It’s difficult not to make fun of Hammer’s strange fetish/diet/whatever the hell it is that triggers people to change into pork chops when he takes a look at them, like in those old cartoons where two animals are caught on a desert island and one attempts to eat the other one.

Armie Hammer Toasts the End of 2020

It’s crucial to note that there’s a lethal severe side to this story.

Numerous ladies have come forward with abuse claims versus Hammer.

These accounts vary from allegations that Armie posted nude images without the topics’ grant claims that he carved his initials into a lady’s flesh.

Armie Hammer Is Masked

While Hammer’s fantasies (presuming that’s all they were) of eating people might have been harmless, a good variety of individuals were harmed by his actions, including his estranged better half, Elizabeth Chambers.

Chambers states she was not personally preyed on by Armie in the method of so many of his sexual partners.

She says she had no idea of his odd tastes until she checked out about them in the press.

Armie and Elizabeth

Rather not surprisingly, Elizabeth has decided to keep a low profile due to recent revelations about her soon-to-be-ex-husband.

However earlier today, she broke her silence under unanticipated scenarios.

Armie’s acting career (which we can now safely talk about in the past tense) never quite took him to A-list heights as the huge budget plan studio tentpoles he starred in– most especially The Lone Ranger and The Guy From U.N.C.L.E.– did not consult with much success at the box workplace.

Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer in The Lone Ranger

The 34- year-old does have some seriously acclaimed films on his resume, consisting of such Oscar-nominated favorites as The Social Network and Call Me By Your Name.

And what does his work relate to his present scandals?

Well, today, several media outlets reported that the Luca Guadagnino and Timothee Chalamet, Hammer’s director and co-star in Call Me By Your Name are working on a brand-new movie about … cannibalism.

Armie Hammer in Blue, 2017

The task, entitled Bones and All, worries a lady who has trouble fighting “the urge to consume individuals.”

Therefore, Ms. Chambers’ first public remark can be found in the kind of a discuss an Instagram post about the movie, and it consisted of simply two words:

” No. Words,” Elizabeth composed.

Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers

That about sums it up.

Sources state Chambers is currently living in the Cayman Islands, where she and her kids are concealing from both Covid-19 … and Armie.

” Everything is just so crazy and troubling today. Elizabeth is doing the best that can be anticipated,” a source close to the situation informs U.K. tabloid The Sun.

Armie Hammer, Wife

” Her kids are her number one top priority, she has actually been going through hell and she is just trying to protect them. His behavior is atrocious,” the insider includes, referring, naturally, to Hammer.

” She wanted to combat for her family and repair what he easily got rid of until it became extremely clear to her he no longer valued their swears or family.”

Our hearts go out to Elizabeth and her kids.

Like whatever Armie is consuming for dinner tonight, this circumstance is horrifying no matter how you slice it.


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