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Another day, another unusual revelation/allegation about the life of actor and base weirdo extraordinaire Armie Hammer.

In case you somehow missed out on, Armie– previously thought as sort of handsomer-than-usual everyman– has, in recent weeks exposed himself to be into almost every weird thing an individual can be into.

You call it the fetish/drug/act of ritualistic sacrifice, and Hammer has actually attempted it out and most likely made an Instagram post about it,

Armie Hammer Toasts the End of 2020

Initially, we discovered that Armie is (allegedly) a cannibal via specific DMs published by a lady who claims to be his ex-mistress.

Soon afterwards, it was revealed that Hammer enjoys drugs– and not simply your standard Hollywood hedonist things like cocaine, however trippy, astonishing things like DMT.

Not remarkably, all of this came as a shock to Armie’s separated spouse, who was stunned to find out that she wed the world’s horniest cannibal.

Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers

Yes, in addition to feasting on human flesh and breathing in more drugs than the crowd at a Phish concert, Hammer has actually been nailing whatever in sight.

And it appears that in following his dong all over development, the 34- year-old has actually crossed paths with some C- and D-list superstars!

First came reports that Hammer had sex with the beauty queen who holds the title of Ms. Cayman Islands.

Armie Hammer Is Masked

( Both Hammer and the pageant committee have denied these claims.)

And now, it appears that Armie has gotten into Erika Jayne of The Real Houswevies of Beverly Hills popularity.

This report comes to us from the Deux Moi Instagram page, who declares to have gotten a screenshot of an incriminating post from Armie’s personal Instagram page, along with some insider statement.

Armie and Erilka DMs

” Erika Jayne has actually been living [next door] to Armie. Erika Jayne’s rental house is next door to where Armie has actually been crashing [with] a pal post divorce,” states one source.

The claim appears to be corroborated by a screenshot that was supposedly drawn from Hammer’s Instagram page.

” My new next-door neighbor just moved in recently and slid in to my DMs,” Armie composed.

Armie and Erika

” She said she can [hear] what takes place over on my side of the fence and she desires in. This is my new next-door neighbor.”

When it comes to what Erika heard, well … according to a previous renter, the Hamm Male often engages in ” loud outdoor sex” at the home, which is obviously an excellent way to meet your next-door neighbors in certain parts pf Beverly Hills.

For obvious factors, this report has brought in a lot of attention from both the RHOBH and “WTF is Armie Hammer up to now?” Twitter neighborhoods.

Erika Jayne at the Season 10 Reunion Special

” The Erika Jayne and Armie hammer tea can’t be true. Not the call me by your name follow up I was expecting,” wrote one user.

” Armie hammer and ERIKA JAYNE are doing the business? am I ever gon na know peace?” another asked the paradises.

” Not Erika Jayne moving into Armie Hammer’s DMs,” a third regreted.

Erika Jayne Drinks During the Tension

Yes, folks, 2021 is not even a month old, and it’s currently brought us news of Armie Hammer banging and potentially preparing a tasty side meal to opt for Erika Jayne.

We ‘d ask what we’ve done to deserve this, however we’re too busy being overwhelmed with gratitude that we don’t live next door to Armie Hammer.

If we wanted to catch the never-welcome sight of a guy making love with his food, we ‘d throw on that scene from American Pie.

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