For numerous weeks, the current season of Jersey Shore: Household Trip (yes, that’s still the main title) taunted us with the possibility of an Angelina Pivarnick vs. JWoww face-off.

Last week, it finally took place and – well, it felt a little anti-climactic.

Angelina was pissed about the now-infamous bridesmaids’ speech at her wedding for like a year, and when she finally got a possibility to challenge the ringleader, nothing happened.

JWoww and Dr. Drew

And Dr. Drew, certainly, was on hand to make certain nothing happened.

It’s great that the women managed the situation so maturely, of course.

Let’s be real here: It didn’t make for very engaging television.

Anyhow, with that “drama” out of the method, it’s time for the guido gang to finish off this season with some unforgettable good times.

Angelina Pivarnick With Chris

The Seaside Heights thugs may not fight like they used to, however fortunately, they can still provide the laughs – specifically when Uncle Nino is around.

Yes, Vinny contacted his favorite drunkle to officiate Angelina’s wedding redo, and his long overdue cameo had us believing that it’s time for a Nino spinoff.

Maybe a wine-tasting program called Pinot With Nino. Make it take place, MTV!

Angelina's Second Wedding

” I have no Covid. I got things the physicians do not even know about yet,” Nino joked to Vinny over the phone prior to his arrival in Vegas.

” It can’t be any worse than the original wedding event,” Pauly observed.

He’s got a point there. We all seen and flinched.

Angelina Pivarnick on New Season

Angelina’s very first wedding was such an unmitigated catastrophe that it forever modified the course of the Jersey Shore franchise.

The backlash from the bridesmaids speech was so severe that it drove Snooki to quit the show that made her popular.

Possibly the rest of the cast was motivated by the feeling that a redo for Angelina may result in a go back to normalcy.

Angelina Pivarnick as a Bride

” I do not know if it’s a great idea for anyone to do speeches at this redo,” Lauren encouraged at one point.

Putting it much more plainly, the sage older statesman Nino said:

” We’re gon na renovate this f– king wedding.”

Sounds like a strategy!

Vinny and Angeliners

With that, it was on to the event. And what an event it was.

For some reason, Vinny was selected to escort Angelina to the altar.

We would think that being walked down the aisle by a man she hooked up, and who regularly buffoons her look and habits, with might be a bit uncomfortable for Ange, however apparently she was cool with it.

Uncle Nino

Nino had some sort of book in his hands, but he was method too hammered to read out of it, which is probably for the best.

Watching him drunkenly improv a wedding was epic.

Cutting right to the chase, he implored both Angelina and Chris Larangeira to inform the other one “why you’re doing this.”

” Oh, since I enjoy him. Chris is my best friend,” Angelina said.

Angeliners and Chris

Apparently, that was great enough for Nino, who was probably having a tough time not tipping over in a load by this point.

” With the power of Jersey Shore and Jesus Christ, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Big f– ing hug and kiss,” he said.

And with that, the Larangeiras were wed for a 2nd time.

Angelina Is Glowing

Obviously, that does not suggest the wedding is over.

As The Circumstance explained, the event went smoothly at Angelina’s initially wedding event – it was the reception where things got untidy.

And for some reason, Vinny is preparing to offer a speech at the renovate. Let’s simply say we might be in for one hell of a repetition.

We’re gon na be truthful with you here at THG: We’re partially hoping the Funfetti wedding event cake strikes the fan next week.

So to speak.


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